Shut Up & Show Your Dick!
Where can I get me a pair of those freaky deek undies?

Where can I get me a pair of those freaky deek undies?


If I’m online it’s in hand! 

Have at ‘em, boys.

If I’m online it’s in hand! 

Have at ‘em, boys.


Hope you like…

*drinks entire bottle of water*

Hope you like…

*drinks entire bottle of water*

No seriously… where can I find this boy!?

No seriously… where can I find this boy!?


I need a release. 

I need a release.